Saturday, June 19, 2004
Dining in the din
Mr. Codswallop: Have you prepared our luncheon as of yet?
Mr. Flapdoodle: Hot dogs are on.
Mr. Codswallop: Are you suggesting that what you refer to as hot dogs are what will constitute our meal?
Mr. Flapdoodle: And french fries too.
Mr. Codswallop: You certainly are a culinary marvel.
Mr. Flapdoodle: Good thing there are no ladies or children here with that kind of language.
Mr. Codswallop: Have you any idea at all what is used in the manufacture of weiners?
Mr. Flapdoodle: I don't read the packages.
Mr. Codswallop: It is my understanding that it is all byproduct and chemicals.
Mr. Flapdoodle: I don't care what the private life of the workers is, just as long as they make the hot dogs.
Mr. Codswallop: Byproduct is the leftover pieces from the packing process.
Mr. Flapdoodle: There is no need for you to insult those with alternative lifestyles, as you once told me was the polite term.
Mr. Codswallop: There is no regular meat in a hot dog.
Mr. Flapdoodle: Well, it's close enough for the ball park. That's good enough for me.
Mr. Codswallop: Your tastes in everything are so plebian.
Mr. Flapdoodle: I didn't know you talked French. Glad I have some oven french fries baking.
Mr. Codswallop: Where do you find these alleged food items?
Mr. Flapdoodle: The cheapest place I can find. I like to save.
Mr. Codswallop: What else are you offering in this gourmet feast?
Mr. Flapdoodle: Lots of mustard and ketchup.
Mr. Codswallop: Ketchup is one of the most vile concoctions ever devised by humanity.
Mr. Flapdoodle: You're right ketchup is a food group. Comments
Mr. Flapdoodle: Hot dogs are on.
Mr. Codswallop: Are you suggesting that what you refer to as hot dogs are what will constitute our meal?
Mr. Flapdoodle: And french fries too.
Mr. Codswallop: You certainly are a culinary marvel.
Mr. Flapdoodle: Good thing there are no ladies or children here with that kind of language.
Mr. Codswallop: Have you any idea at all what is used in the manufacture of weiners?
Mr. Flapdoodle: I don't read the packages.
Mr. Codswallop: It is my understanding that it is all byproduct and chemicals.
Mr. Flapdoodle: I don't care what the private life of the workers is, just as long as they make the hot dogs.
Mr. Codswallop: Byproduct is the leftover pieces from the packing process.
Mr. Flapdoodle: There is no need for you to insult those with alternative lifestyles, as you once told me was the polite term.
Mr. Codswallop: There is no regular meat in a hot dog.
Mr. Flapdoodle: Well, it's close enough for the ball park. That's good enough for me.
Mr. Codswallop: Your tastes in everything are so plebian.
Mr. Flapdoodle: I didn't know you talked French. Glad I have some oven french fries baking.
Mr. Codswallop: Where do you find these alleged food items?
Mr. Flapdoodle: The cheapest place I can find. I like to save.
Mr. Codswallop: What else are you offering in this gourmet feast?
Mr. Flapdoodle: Lots of mustard and ketchup.
Mr. Codswallop: Ketchup is one of the most vile concoctions ever devised by humanity.
Mr. Flapdoodle: You're right ketchup is a food group. Comments
